Sunday, July 11, 2010

An Offer That Blows You Away

Caught this bit of trivia in the papers today. The things people do to get media mileage!

First there was this busty Paraguayan named Larissa Riquelme (a lingerie model if I'm not mistaken) who pledged to strip naked if Paraguay wins the World Cup.

As we all know, the South Americans lost to Spain in the quarterfinals, but that didn't stop buxom Ms Riquelme from shedding all her clothes.

My guess is she had wanted to bare all on the world stage from the very beginning, perhaps for that 15 minutes of fame, regardless of the soccer outcome.

I learned something new after getting acquainted with Miss Riquelme, although it's highly suspect for this makcik to follow suit even though it's so darn convenient.

Judging by images of her on the Internet, Ms Riquelme has proven beyond any doubt that the cleavage is as good a place as any for a woman to selit one's cellphone, provided you are as generously endowed as she is lah...

And from the Land of The Windmills came this even more interesting bit of news; Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden has offered oral sex for every one of her Twitter followers if the Netherlands wins the World Cup.

Coming from liberated, uber civilised Holland, where one of the top tourist draws is the world's oldest sex museum, there is nothing jaw-dropping in this generous offer.

However, it would be nice to know if Ms Eden intends to charge a nominal sum or if it's FOC for each of her 'lucky' Twitterers, out of the goodness of her big heart.

While not exactly a back-breaking exercise, all that 'jawing' is still no mean feat, even for someone as sexually conditioned as Ms Eden.

She now has more than 99,000 Twitter followers, and still counting, says news reports. When she first made that proposition, she had only 3,592 followers.

All things considered, 3,000 is already one hell of a lot of pricks to deal with, let alone 99,000; this could very well take her into the next World Cup!

If I were to give my two-sen worth, I'd advise Ms Eden to just limit her generosity to the Dutch team; less taxing and definitely less time-consuming.

And don't forget to blow the coach, manager, officials, even the waterboys, while you're at it. Servicing the national team for the glory of soccer is patriotism of the highest degree, if you ask me....

PS: I'm blowing hot and cold here waiting for the final early tomorrow morning.

9 comments:

Wan Sharif said...

I was ROTFL (rolling on the floor laughing.. )on your remarks
"All things considered, 3,000 is already one hell of a lot of pricks to deal with, let alone 99,000; it could very well take her into the next World Cup!"
let's hope she took your advice and she limit it to Holland team only..ha..ha.

luahfikiran said...

KAK PUTERI,
WOW, GREAT OFFERS FROM LADIES ! WHY NO MEN ? DON'T TELL ME MEN NOT GENEROUS ENOUGH! ME WILLING TO MAKE OFFERS. BUT AT 60+ , WHAT TO OFFER ? MAY BE KAK PUTERI CAN GIVE SUGGESTIONS ! STILL GOT TIME TO MAKE OFFER BEFORE THE MATCH TONIGHT ! BE HURRY !

Kama At-Tarawis said...

LF - hahahaha! sakit perut gelak, mak aihh!

Kama At-Tarawis said...

Wan - in Malaysia kalau menang dapat datukship aja. in holland, acu tengok apa dia offer? beh sokmo sokmo! LOL...

Anonymous said...

Salaam kak, menyimpang sikit.

Semalam jumpa Nawwar di Al Khadeem, oh dia sungguh muda dan cantik. Terima kasih kerana posting pasal kelas belajar solat di Al Khadeem, sangat bermanfaat. Banyak betul yang saya tak tau, dan buat salah kerana Islam yang di anuti hanya warisan.

mamasita said...

Puteri..you can really make even the most depressed person break into a huge guffaw!
hahahahaha..sakit jaw tersengih ni..
demam pun kebah!

p.s. Pak Abu? Puteri punya cleavage boleh sorok handphone takk??

pakmat said...

..hey, I thought its normal for the fair of the species to keep lil things there..folded notes, spare sim cards, change and even bills..(I once saw an elderly lady fishing out her TNB bill from there along with the money..under her tudung, of course, but still from that convenient store, the cleavage..:)..it does not bat this ole coot's eye-lids..I like to think of it as akin to a kangaroo's pouch..
..Bobbi Eden?..maybe I should reactivate my twitter account..about time my windmill starts spinning again...hehehe..cheers..

Kama At-Tarawis said...

Anon - awwa says thank you for th kind words. she did tell me about some attendees telling her that they got to know of the solat course through this blog. i'm so happy to be of service with this small contribution. as for the cleavage, i havent tried 'sorok'ing cellphone there.. lol

mamasita - laughter is a good medicine when the heart is hurting. laugh away!

Pakmat - indeed. i do remember my grandma plucking dollar notes from the exact same place in days of yore. me? i had nothing substantial to hold anything up there those days..hehehehe..

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Puteri,
Come to think of it, all those countries where people come up with SX-rated offers lost. Even Maradona offered an "in the skin" run around the field if Argentina wins the cup. Phew! At least we're spared from that view. Don't know about Malaysian TV but the network here will surely show it and then gets repeated in the news. har har har *evil laughs*