Finally, someone who gets her priorities right!
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of a cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
She: "Yes I know, but I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
He: "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and that your privates are exposed!"
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. But I just bought this hat yesterday!"