Tuesday, March 20, 2012

I Love This Woman!

Finally, someone who gets her priorities right!

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of a cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

She: "Yes I know, but I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

He: "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and that your privates are exposed!"

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. But I just bought this hat yesterday!"

9 comments:

ninotaziz said...

Got to love her too!

Anonymous said...

betul tu...topi bolih terbang ditiup angin...
aset yg dah 75thn tu tak akan kemana tetap melekat kat situ..
lagi pun dah termasuk kategori antik....
tindakan yg bijak..

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Puteri,
When you're 75, who cares what people think! Yeap, she got her priorities right. Wish I can live that long... need that laugh. purrr...meow!

لف توف™ said...

This is priority not right. It just left.

koolmokcikZ said...

ooyea babehh!

Anonymous said...

kak...minta share. so hillarious :)

Kama At-Tarawis said...

anon 1.23... ambik jer.. hehehe

Anny said...

ya ampun...i now have trouble getting rid of this image from my mind..gross :(

Wan Sharif said...

I though Mok Aji going to talk about aurat.. ;) muahaha.. Lucky I can get rid of the naughty image from my mind..