Sunday, April 1, 2012

Consider This....

Ten Thoughts To Ponder ....

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 5
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 4
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 3
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 2
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Number 1
"Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long."


Wan Sharif said...

Muahaha.. Number 6 tell me I should not bother to be too healthy..

Cat-from-Sydney said...

I like Number 2. Dunno. purrr...meow!

naniasda said...

I would consider numbers 5 and 1 :)

Jannah said...

bloghopped & discovered your site. hilarious! keep 'em coming.

Unknown said...

Salam kak,
Mohon share di fb ya

Unknown said...

Salam kak,
Mohon share di fb ya

jooli said...

Thanks: made me smile