This is so reassuring; no, we won't forget..
People are indeed a dangerous specie...
For those whose brains have gone missing..
That's ok. We love you just the way you are...
I'll take that less bratty one, please..
Waitress: Soup or sand, sir?
Customer: I'll have two of those egg sand, please..
What will I Christmas of this year present?
Do I get it what it is?
Remember you Santa present for ask?
"I'm a lil bit cuntry, I'm a lil bit rock & roll.."
Bash it with your bare head,
you get hurt faster that way..
See? THIS is why we sent you to school!
Thanks but no thanks; I'm not into your nuts,
no matter how fragrant...
One hand coming up, a leg to follow,
all in the name of charity...
Ahah, a kosher bunny!
These pesky Peruvians are everywhere!
I'll share my fannie paper with your fannie..
Pecker hole pretzel, nothing could be more apt..
May I outside then?
Please slow down the stairs,
the handrails need catching up..
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Kak Kama, this is just hilarious, mohon share ye Kak?
share away dear.. :D
Hilang my mengantuk. Hillarious to the max.
-Rina
Thanks for making me laugh on this gloomy day :)
I assume 'Sand' is salad? But what is Swallow to take the fish Sand? wahahhahahaha
folks, thanks for making MY day too.
MdL, your guess is as good as mine, but i think this has something to do with the way the chinese name dishes (you know that 'buddha jumps over the wall' thingy).. i think it's not much different from the way we do ours.. the wallowing hippo, the princess bathes, jump and stab.. hehehe
Aww come on...some flavourful nuts won't harm anyone LOL
stop that aida, or i shall not share my fannie paper with your fannie.. hahahaha
Kama,
You think innuendic misspelings occur in Tanah Besar China saja?
Wait till you hear what Jane Fonda had to say when she was a guest at Johnny Carson's one day. And she asked if it is true that one day Zsa Zsa Gabor came in to the show bringing a huge white pretty cat with her, and Miss Gabor asked Johnny if he would like to stroke her pussy.
"Of Course,"piped Johnny. "As soon as you get that darn cat out of that lap of yours!"
Leman
leman - he did? LOLOL...!
:DDD
p.s. i think "sand" is short for "sandwich".
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