Cake specially made for cheese financiers. We'll spread it over your mouth, if you have one, but if you don't (heaven forbids!), we'll take the liberty of spreading it elsewhere on you.
Just the treat for those who prefer their milk hairless. For hairy milk, try golden corn Rapunzel Brand; it's top of the line in the market right now.
Beware, coffee here is devilish!
Awww sugar lump, he's four times a squishy squirt. What a happy couple..!
What did they say about minding your Ps (and Qs)? Snoopy with spoony naughty thoughts...