Sunday, July 17, 2011

Sunday Funnies ..

This is so reassuring; no, we won't forget..

People are indeed a dangerous specie...

For those whose brains have gone missing..

That's ok. We love you just the way you are...

I'll take that less bratty one, please..

Waitress: Soup or sand, sir?
Customer: I'll have two of those egg sand, please..

What will I Christmas of this year present?
Do I get it what it is?
Remember you Santa present for ask?


"I'm a lil bit cuntry, I'm a lil bit rock & roll.."

Bash it with your bare head,
you get hurt faster that way..

See? THIS is why we sent you to school!

Thanks but no thanks; I'm not into your nuts,
no matter how fragrant...

One hand coming up, a leg to follow,
all in the name of charity...

Ahah, a kosher bunny!

These pesky Peruvians are everywhere!

I'll share my fannie paper with your fannie..

Pecker hole pretzel, nothing could be more apt..

May I outside then?

Please slow down the stairs,
the handrails need catching up..

12 comments:

Puteri's territory said...

Kak Kama, this is just hilarious, mohon share ye Kak?

Kama At-Tarawis said...

share away dear.. :D

Anonymous said...

Hilang my mengantuk. Hillarious to the max.
-Rina

Anonymous said...

Thanks for making me laugh on this gloomy day :)

azimal said...

hehe

melayudilondon said...

I assume 'Sand' is salad? But what is Swallow to take the fish Sand? wahahhahahaha

Kama At-Tarawis said...

folks, thanks for making MY day too.

MdL, your guess is as good as mine, but i think this has something to do with the way the chinese name dishes (you know that 'buddha jumps over the wall' thingy).. i think it's not much different from the way we do ours.. the wallowing hippo, the princess bathes, jump and stab.. hehehe

Aida Marie Mohamad said...

Aww come on...some flavourful nuts won't harm anyone LOL

Kama At-Tarawis said...

stop that aida, or i shall not share my fannie paper with your fannie.. hahahaha

AnnoyinglyAnonymous-LemanPulut said...

Kama,

You think innuendic misspelings occur in Tanah Besar China saja?

Wait till you hear what Jane Fonda had to say when she was a guest at Johnny Carson's one day. And she asked if it is true that one day Zsa Zsa Gabor came in to the show bringing a huge white pretty cat with her, and Miss Gabor asked Johnny if he would like to stroke her pussy.

"Of Course,"piped Johnny. "As soon as you get that darn cat out of that lap of yours!"

Leman

Kama At-Tarawis said...

leman - he did? LOLOL...!

mekyam said...

:DDD

p.s. i think "sand" is short for "sandwich".