This is so reassuring; no, we won't forget..
People are indeed a dangerous specie...
For those whose brains have gone missing..
That's ok. We love you just the way you are...
I'll take that less bratty one, please..
Waitress: Soup or sand, sir?
Customer: I'll have two of those egg sand, please..
What will I Christmas of this year present?
Do I get it what it is?
Remember you Santa present for ask?
"I'm a lil bit cuntry, I'm a lil bit rock & roll.."
Bash it with your bare head,
you get hurt faster that way..
See? THIS is why we sent you to school!
Thanks but no thanks; I'm not into your nuts,
no matter how fragrant...
One hand coming up, a leg to follow,
all in the name of charity...
Ahah, a kosher bunny!
These pesky Peruvians are everywhere!
I'll share my fannie paper with your fannie..
Pecker hole pretzel, nothing could be more apt..
May I outside then?
Please slow down the stairs,
the handrails need catching up..