Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Last Word....

... on Psychiatry: The care of the Id by the odd. (Anon)

.... on Psychiatry: A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. (Joe Adams)

... on Temptation: Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. (Mae West)

...on Atheism: An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. (Bishop Fulton Sheen)

... on Life: There are two problems in my life. The political ones are insoluble and the economic ones are incomprehensible. (Alec Douglas Holmes)

... on Age: The best 10 years of a woman's life is between the ages of 29 and 30. (Peter Weiss)

... on Statesmen: A statesman is a politician who has been dead for 10 or 15 years. (Harry S. Truman)

... on Politicians: Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him. (Charles de Gaulle)

... on People: I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. (Charles M. Schultz)

... on People: Some people are electrifying; they light up a room when they leave. (Anon)

... on Fools: Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell who is which. (Anon)

... on Status: Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level; it's cheaper. (Quentin Crisp)

... on History: Those who don't study the past will repeat its errors; those who do will find other ways to err. (Charles Wolf)

... on Excesses: Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. (Mae West)

... on Courage: If you stand up to be counted, someone will take your seat. (James Thurber)

... on Problems: If you keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you obviously don't understand the problem. (Anon)

... on Diplomats: A diplomat is a person who is appointed to avert situations that would never occur if there were no diplomats. (Oscar Wilde)

... on Diplomacy: A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. (Gerald Lieberman)

...on Vanity: The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting a woman who is fatter than she is. (James Thurber)

...on Company: In our society, a man is known by the company he owns. (Gerald Lieberman)

... on Wisdom: Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of foolish words spoken in earnest. (Anon)

... on Ingratitude: If you pick a starving dog and make his prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and a dog. (Mark Twain)

... on Pleasure: There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. (Mary Little)

... on Women's Lib: I wanted to be the first woman to burn my bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. (Dolly Parton)

...on Conscience: God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. (Anon)

... on Exercises: I love long walks, especially if they are taken by people who annoy me. (Fred Allen)

... on Romance: I don't believe in puppy love; it always ends up in dog-fights. (Farah A.R)

...on Stinginess: Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. (David Brenner)

... on Drugs: A drug is a substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report. (Anon)

... on Grief: it is foolish to tear one's hair in grief; as though sorrow could be made less with baldness. (Cicero)

...on Man: Man, in his anxiety to refute evidence that he is a monkey, manages to further the belief that he is an ass. (Gerald Lieberman)


Wan Sharif said...

LOL .. Thanks for lighting up my Wednesday ;))

pakmat said...

..unlike a.d.holmes, there is only one problem with my life.,.the marital one..which is laughable..but it adds spice to mine...cheers..

read quran said...

great post, thanks for sharing