Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Porn Greets The Morning!


First thing first.

To the anonymous twit who sent me a porn video via e-mail, I have this to say: "Thanks for the initiative but I already knew 'what to do' long before you were born (am assuming this must be from some young punk lah).

Don't think I need lessons in kamasutra at this age. You want me to sprain my back, slip a disc, or pull a tendon, or what? If you think I have come this far without knowing what kamasutra is, you are so wrong, my friend. I already 'khatam' the book from cover to cover three decades ago, hokay?

Now that I've got that one out of my spleen, it's back to "business as usual", he he he. Aiyoh, terduduk mak aji sekejap!

As you can see, I greeted today with much enthusiasm; the tummy ache/migraine is history. Alhamdulillah. Went down for a quick chow before taking a much needed walk, just ambling around sans purpose.

Anyway, with me tudung and all, I felt like a piece of curio in an antique showroom amidst all the half-clad orang putih (Caucasian) tourists I passed by on my walkabout.

Strangely enough, a large number of the 'orang putih' who lodge at this hotel we are in, are older than Methuselah. Must be some kind of a special tour for senior citizens. So we are in the right company.

Bought three books from Times; The Appeal (John Grisham), Duma (Stephen King) and The Careful Compliments (Alexander McCall Smith), three for the price of two (total SD34). Good bargain, huh.

Excuse me now while I slip under the duvet to start on the first book...Aaaahh! This is the life!


25 comments:

Bijou said...

Ish Ish Ish bestnya idopppp... :D

Kak Ezza said...

Apa la budak budak sekarang ni...cuba lah belajar nak hidup..umur setahun jagung dah cuba nak mengajar orang pulak!

Amboi kak! Ni baru rehat nama nya kak...baca buku pun bawah selimut..hehehe...boleh tumpang sebelah ....

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Pi Bani said...

Ish, ish, ish... kalau hantaq video karaoke takpa jugak nooo?

mamasita said...

Qbviously the sender nak menyakat you.Dia tentu tahu who you are.Saja je nak buat you melenting and tambah migraine!
Ni mesti blogreader yang horny nak mampus! Kita hencang and sebat dia kalau we find out siapa dia!
We must BOBBIT him!hahaha
Ladies, sharpen your kitchen knives! hehe

Kak Teh said...

puteri - kut depa ingat kita ni need refresher course.
Oh just wondering whether you saw this book i have been wanting to get hold of - published in Singapore recently - Rice wine and women. Boleh tengok2 dak kalau ada.

Desert Rose said...

Kak Puteri,

Kidsz these days sungguh tak berlapik btoi (act & words). Dia tak tau he's dealing with expert ok ha ha ha.

Anyway Kak, The Appeal its quite a good book , if u r into John Grisham ...i am.

MrsNordin said...

Nak tengok video tu, boleh? Hee... hee...

Hope you're feeling better today. Cheer up!

Kama At-Tarawis said...

bijou - bukans elalu lagu ni, bijou..hehehe

ezza - saja tu, dia nak acah2..lol

pi - tu la, if only hantaq lagu karaoke ka apaka.. buleh la jugak practise..

mamasita - i rasa one of my frens la ni. saja gatai nak acah i..lol

kak teh - nanti i tengok2, kak teh. i want to go back to the bookshop, they have such nice bookmarkers there, animal cutouts cute sangat..

DR - i have an almost complete collection of grisham, rose. suka sangat kat his writing. i think 2 or 3 latest titles aja yg takder.

Mrs N - tersembul bijik mata sat..lol.. dah simpan kat dumpster dah..

Naz said...

What a way to start the day!
Kak Puteri,
I love your excusing yourself to get under the duvet to read....so diva-like lah! hehe!
Take care, sis.

kay_leeda said...

Caya lah, dapat kamasutra morning greet. That's to get you into the mood kot..heh..heh :))

I so envy you kak...best nyerrr lahhh boleh golek-golek, sorok-sorok under the duvet tuh!!

p/s glad yr migrain is gone. legaaa nooo...

─╣aptop™ said...

"....If you think I have come this far without knowing what kamasutra is, you are so wrong, my friend....."

hehehe...
People don't call you "Kama" for nothing.
Found the singapore pau for me yet?

Pokku said...

Enjoy the holiday!

Bijou said...

Ma, I bought few (bnyk sbnrnya)JG's book masa pi 'kabut' sales in Ulu Wales. Just cldn't resist they juai for 50p dua bijik, tak gamak nak bargain. I ada dah those books tp tak buleh tahan nak kena beli jugak. Satu title sampai 3/4 bijik now. Nak buat apa tak tau. But I wont sell it. I just love to senyum sorang2 bila pegang those books. :) .. Mana la nak tau kot later buleh buat hantaran meminang kot.

Kama At-Tarawis said...

naz, kay - dah tua2 ni, masuk duvet takdak bergole2k lagi dah.,. teruih terlena! LOL

Lap - tomoro night dinner with your singapore pau. nanti i ambik gambaq..

Kama At-Tarawis said...

Pok Ku - baru masuk gear satu nak enjoy! byt he time masuk gear tiga.. time to balik KL..hehehehe

Bijou - you keeplah those books. I think there will be a time when they will become laku..

bangkai said...

People send you porn? Why doesn't anybody to that for me? OK... who said life was fair :-)

Have a good read, ma'am.

Cekgu Beso TI said...

Enjoy your reading, makan dan berbungkuih@bergolek dlm selimut ..
Kirim salam kat singapore pau..LTNS dia. Hope pau-pau dia tambah gebuuu...hehehehe.
(Will be in KL this weekend.. InsyaAllah akan singgah rumah sat.. sambil kutip-kutip tasbih ..LOL)

tumpang lalu...
Laptop n Bijou n Cik Kembang.. bila nak menikahhh n bermadu?? Muahhahahahaha..

Kama At-Tarawis said...

MaT B - try wearing a skullcap and add Hj to your name - Haji Ahmad Bangkai - and the porn videos will come streaming in, to test your imannnnn..LOL

CN? You sudah naik pangkat to cikgu besar ka? walauweh, congrats! I await your visit my dear.. we go keriauke at KLGCC.. (psstt, shall we invite Mat B? LOL)

ray said...

Komen Pak Malim, kucing ray yg alim.

Agaknya, orang yg hantar video tu, saja bergurau, atau sengaja menyakat, kata Pak Malimm sambil memegang sikat.

Cik_kembang said...

Salam ma...

I hap sutra especially for Kama...hehehe


p/s: Cekgu Beso TI :- Err..I still enjoy bercinta ngan Laptop..LOLOL

Kama At-Tarawis said...

ray - kama rasapun dia nak bergurau
kata kama dengan suara garau
sambil dok siang ikan kurau
ingatkan porn darah berderau
lembik lutut mata berpinau
semput dada dok tahan sabau...

Hehehehehe.. ada bunyi mcm orang melaka?

Bijou said...

Ma.. tumpang lalu sat (jalan sambil tunduk huloq tangan kanan sampai nak cecah lantai)..

Cekgu Beso TI,
Orang besanya dak buat kerja menikah masa musim monsoon ni. Mak pak menakan depa lagi suka pi bejalan merata i.e sampai Singapura, musim ujan lagu ni la depa buleh nak berehat sikit, under the duvet ka, mengabehkan duet ka, ikot mana pun la yang depa suka. Jadi bab menikah ni tunggu la noh, tak berani nak kata. Satni takut telebih merghela. LOL

Alangkah baguihnya kalau u ni jadi my cikgu besaq masa skolah rendah dulu, mau i menikah masa darjah 5 dah kot.

(shesshh i sound like a true kedahan)

Cekgu Beso TI said...

Akak,
No lah..I tak naik pangkat jadi cekgu beso.. tapi another parts of my body memang jadi beso dan mengembang (pssstt you know where lah kan)..HAHAHAHAHA..

KERIYAUKE SETTTT !!!!!!!!
you ajak anybody also cannn..np.. the more the merrier..the BIGGER the happier.. LOL..

Anonymous said...

Salam Kak Kama,

Its been a while for not sharing my ideas with you.

But I have been your silent reader.

Semua cerita "tempat karamah" saya baca beberapa kali.

Depa gurau ja tu hantaq porn..tapi tak kena macam saya..tengah malam depa hantaq sms yang bagi your better half nak cekik you..mana lah kita nak tau kan..gurau tak kena masa...

but enjoy what you love best

..we are all..