(Red) berry pretty indeed...
Brinjal flatties. Cute!
Nothing beats blueberries to dress up a bland clutch.
Selar Kuning Special, to stink your waist with.
The Broccoli brand is making a comeback in 2012.
Rice boots with garlic pompoms, the perfect answer to ward off vampires (and potential suitors).
Pasta bracelet - an ideal gift for the love of your life, especially if she's a hot Italian mama.
Cheese handbag - good for a nibble when you're feeling peckish. Keep out of reach of the resident mice, though.
Chocolate Cufflinks add colour and taste (literally!), not to mention decent-sized smears, to your favourite Burberry or Hermes.
Pastille bracelets provide immediate relief in the event of a sore throat. Just pluck one and pop it in your mouth.
I have seen helmets worse than this worn by our berani mati motorcyclists.
Earphones that couldn't come any fresher than Granny Smith apples and multi-coloured chicklets.
Artichoke cap for the discerning nyonya sayur. To add a touch of patriotism, substitute the brooch with a IMalaysia pin.