Monday, November 15, 2010

Go Break A Reg!

Any volunteers? Only for the miserable ones; leave the happy corpses alone, y'hear?

Now, where's that put place for small piece baggage...

Those not rinsing teapots are allowed to stand normally..(pssst.. and keep those bottoms hot, bebeh!)

And if the drink doesn't arrive after one minute, try beating your chest while wailing..

Hot on the heels of "Sleepless In Seattle"...


By the way, the punch is free...



Ooooh, I love being knocked.. but not by a fairy please...


Finally, a juice for every whore in town!

Ooooh, the things they do to please customers! (Psst.. what's the ticket good for?)

Yeah! Go break a reg! It may be your rucky day!


This manicure set is NOT for the faint-hearted...

Thank you, thank you.. I'll try to make my future comes happy..

They are really big on recycling, these Japs, aren't they?


Yo mah man Brian!, You sure got the moves....!


Welcome to Club Laid.. we're waaayy above Club Lucky!

Gorillas and apes this way, please..


But don't forget to wash.. it's free!


For sure, exitness is not far away..


Wowee! An enlarged joy for delightful penetrate! This better be good...!

Normal flights to the right please...

9 comments:

Queen Of The House said...

Oh these are too full of 'funniness' ... wahahaha!!!

kay_leeda said...

"DisCUNT" ???? Well, I had "loaded" fun, "belief" me!!

louis said...

It's not my intention to be a spoil-sport, but these series of alleged odd English translations and other such series that are widely circulated on the net (I get them all the time) that try to provoke cheap hilarity, wonderment, pathos or even contributions for "desperately sick" unfortunates at the expense of other peoples or cultures need to be taken with a huge grain of salt. Most of them may be phony: Photoshopped fakes (a trained eye can spot some), a "translation" on a sign allegedly in Hong Kong that used the Japanese Yen sign for the local currency, a series purporting to show a trendy bus stop in Switzerland that on examination had a sign stating its location in Yosemite Park in the USA.

Those might be harmless fun but what about those that attempt to tarnish a city's or a minority group's image with fake accounts (and "pictures") of crimes that were not and could not have been committed, and so on?

Kama At-Tarawis said...

louis - all these have to be taken with a pinch of salt, my friend. Insofar as I'm concerned, I hv no ulterior motive of trying to cheapen any minority's image, be that as it may. these images are here, culled from engrish.com, just to bring a smile or two ...

Cik Puan Kamil said...

These are too funny Aunty May ! They are not just so obscenely bad ! HAhahahahahah... !

MAHAGURU58 said...

Hahahahaha! Can't stop laughing!!! :P

Just where did u ever come across all these priceless Engrish???

Kama At-Tarawis said...

Myra - just the thing for a boringday.. heheeh..

mahaguru - all these are the 'hasil' of my endless ronda-ronda in cyberspace.. this is what happens when the mind is idle and the fingers itchy.. :D

Kama At-Tarawis said...

Qoth - laughter tu kan medicine.. :D
Kay - so, are you enjoy??

Pp said...

hilang ke tensenan ku ! hahahaha

tengkeyu puteri Kama :-)