Monday, November 8, 2010

15 Reasons Why You MUST Learn Proper English

The mind boggles! Majora or minora notwithstanding, this one's gonna pack a real punch!

No, you're not!

It's a bird! It's a plane! Noooo, it's Sperman! [.. and he's loaded and ready to launch!]

Never join the stage.. the chewing gum may get stage fright..

Run for your life! The crazy freezer's heading your way!

Be very,very afraid of crafty slipperies (whatever they are)..!
Not only ve spik Inglish, ve hef vays tu mek yu tok too ....!

Don't touch yourself, let us touch you.. it's more fun that way!

Now now.. if you fist me, I'll hit your thang, and that's a promise!

Obviously some had done it with shoes on..

.... and here it is, a tourist information centre that goes a-wandering, up the stairs and through a passage, looking for something! A map, perhaps?

Give me a 100% beef and apprehended male anytime... [psstt, I'll take apprehended mutton male too, but no detained chicken male please..]

Over to you readers. I can't for the life of me figure this out..

.. and if you go fartherer than the 2 spots farthest, you'll drown (in confusion..)

Start exchanging (life history?)..... the boat is about to break! Oh no! The boat is selecting channel now.. National Geographic??

18 comments:

Wan Sharif said...

Hilarious & ROTFL ;))

Anonymous said...

Ya Allah..dari mana aje lah you dapat all this. Sangat3x kelakar. Sampai keluar air mata I gelak. Really chased away my Monday blues !!!

-Rina

mazjahada said...

Ha ha ha ... ingat kut baca information board nak bagi clear, tapi saya boleh jadi makin confuse, bengong

Pi Bani said...

Wow! The England very powderful!

D said...

Yu rili mek mi laf - HaHa!

─╣aptop™ said...

How is you?

pakmat said...

..gaffs like these are always a source of amusement.. I try to imagine the poor chap entrusted with the job..a dictionary in hand and another scratching his head, trying his best to come up with something that makes some sense with his limited knowledge..pitiful, actually..and I think only the highly discerning could see through the labia..whether majora or minora..:) sheesh, lady..I never thought that Black Label would one day come down to this..cheers

Tommy Yewfigure said...

u can imagine ALL the omputih goes, WTF!!!....KAKAKA

Kama At-Tarawis said...

Wan & D - laughter is a good medicine.. :D

Rina - this is what happens when the mind is idle and the fingers itchy. I went ronda-ronda cyberspace to find these gems..

Maz - very true, lagi confuse dibuatnya..

Lap - I'm reminded of an artiste who shouted to the crowd "Are you enjoy...?" masa dia punya performance..

Pakmat - I think this 'Red Labial' brand by 'Johnnie Worker' is made specifically for Johnnie the pimp and his band of streetwalkers.. lol

Pi - hehe, powderful sampai berabuk!

Kama At-Tarawis said...

Tommy - just now I saw a posting by my niece on her mom's facebook. it says "WTF Mama!" Mama had joined FB just a week back. I was annoyed at my niece's impudence until she wrote in full "Welcome To Facebook Mama!".. aparaa..

AWANG said...
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AWANG said...

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Kama At-Tarawis said...

waaah, awang... tahniah, tahniah! nok kena link nih..blog hok baru buak ker?

AWANG said...

Kak Kama,

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the witch's broo said...

i am freaking out laughing my ass off!

jooli said...

**I am agree...** This entry tickles.

Kama At-Tarawis said...

broo & jooli - i am too, hehehe..

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