Out of the mouths of babes..

A first-grade teacher had 26 students in her class. She presented each child with the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder. Their insight may surprise you...

1. Don't change horses --- Until they stop running.

2. Strike while the --- Bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before --- Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of --- Termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but --- How?

6. Don't bite the hand that --- Looks dirty.

7. No news is --- Impossible

8. A miss is as good as a --- Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new --- Math

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll --- Stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust --- Me.

12. The pen is mightier than the --- Pigs.

13. An idle mind is --- The best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's --- Pollution.

15. Happy is the bride who --- Gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is --- Not much.

17. Two's company, three's --- The Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what --- You put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and --- You have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as --- Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not --- Spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed --- Get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you --- See in the picture on the box

24. When the blind lead the blind --- Get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand --- Is going to poop on you.

26. Better late than --- Pregnant!